Very seldom do you have such an epic hookup experience it barely feels real, but at that moment it’s absolutely fantastic. If you are mid-hook-up and the sex is so bomb that you can practically hear ’70s porno music in the distance, then congrats: you have officially entered the hook-up hall of fame.
Fortunately for you, I have some pretty lucky friends and acquaintances. After listening to some entertaining stories shared by some people I know, I had to chronicle some of them for the internet’s entertainment. Stories like this are just too damn good to go unshared with the masses.
So, here are some of the most awe-inspiring, applaud worthy, epic af hook up stories that have ever graced my ears. I hope they inspire you to take some chances and have so pretty epic hook ups yourself.
That time a mermaid gave me head